Pollyanna (alicenwndrln) wrote,
Pollyanna
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Here's a recent email conversation I had with a guy who responded to one of my personal ads. Boy....THIS one truly knows how to charm me.

HIM:
"i want to sandblast that mole on your cheek with my cum...ha ha ha ha"

ME:
"Too late....it's already gone. But thanks so much for that lovely offer that would make your momma proud! :-)"

HIM:
"hey was just putting all my cards out on the tabel...like you were..."

ME:
"And showing what an inconsiderate, rude, disgusting, poorly raised individual you are at the same time! Hey, two birds with one stone! *pats your head*"

HIM:
"i take it youre mad at me....hey, it was just a joke...sorry...yea im a jerk...ha ha ha"
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That WAS a funny joke, huh. I always say such things to total strangers, & then expect them to be interested in me.

I lead such an....interesting life. *sigh*
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