Pollyanna (alicenwndrln) wrote,

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An interesting text message conversation between my friend Amy & myself:

ME: If you need a ride to work tomorrow, you'd better not wait until the last minute to tell me.
HER: You can take me if you want to.
ME: Oh, gee....can I??? And then I could die a happy woman.
HER: It would be my pleasure to let you die a happy woman.
ME: You want to pleasure me, WHAT?!?!?!
HER: So does that mean you are taking me?
ME: Oh, baby, I'm going to take you to places you've never been.
HER: So is that a yes?
ME: That's a "you're retarded if you don't know the answer to that."
HER: ha ha ha
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