August 22nd, 2002

real Alice

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I met an old friend for "coffee" (I dont't drink coffee).

He had another friend there. She was a very nice, slightly older woman (40s?). My friend mentioned at one point that this lady was not an actress.

My friend went to the restroom. The lady & I were making idle chit-chat. I said, "So...what DO you do?"

She said, VERY non-chalantly, "I'm a hooker!"

Ummmm...what do you say to that?

I said, "Really? Wow....good for you! I respect that!"

*giggle*

It was a sitcom moment.
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