October 7th, 2002

real Alice

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Hey, mr_dark! I dropped someone! Yup! Was playing "statue" (which I am DAMN good at doing), she was deliberating over whether I was real or not, when I jumped on the barricade & scared her so badly, she fell back on her butt & stayed there for a bit. Heh-heh....

Another guy scaring in my room drops people on their ass ALL the time, constantly. It's a great scare.

I also pissed off a chola (female gang-banger). The people who get MAD at you scaring them make me laugh...it's a scare event! Don't go in, or better yet, don't go at all, if you are scared. I jumped up on the barricade & scared her. This was her: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....BITCH!" Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That made me laugh.

But again, I freak people out more than scare them. Most people come to these events because they are not scared, so it's next to impossible to scare them. But it's easy to freak them out. I cannot count how many times people look at me & say, "Dude, that's just wrong," or "she's FREAKY," or "that just ain't right." I have had people---mostly female but some male---run down the hall away from me JUST by me staring at them. That's all...just staring. Sometimes I will stare & slowly start walking towards them, & that sends them flying down the hall.

I stood like a statue for a long time last night. Some guy said, "Is she real? Is that real?" His girlfriend actually responded, "Nooooooooooo," as if he was stupid for even asking that. I know I look freaky & the glowing in the blacklight might add a touch or surrealism, but come on! I can't believe how many people actually think I am fake! Like Knott's has animatronics that good!!! Have they been on Kingdom of the Dinosaurs lately?

I am covered with bruises, all over my arms, hips, stomach & legs. Owwie. Comes with the territory.
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