November 18th, 2002

real Alice

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I sure hope my pinkeye is completely cleared up by Thursday, so that I can wear my contacts for my driver's license photo. I mean, of course I would remove my glasses for the picture, but then you have that little mark on the bridge of your nose from where the glasses were sitting. I am tired of wearing my glasses every day. And I don't want to wear them this weekend around Mike....I want to look cute, & I am far cuter in my contacts than in my glasses! I don't like glasses, anyway....I am big on eyes, & glasses hide them!

What a joyous day Thursday will be. First, my DMV driver's license renewal appointment. Apparently, I have to take the vision test, retake the written test (yikes), pay the $15, & then have my thumbprint taken & my picture taken. I always want to look my best for the picture, cause you are stuck with it for a long time, & people make fun of DL pictures (I never understand why people, mostly men, don't smile for theirs). As if spending time at the DMV isn't exciting enough, I THEN get to go to the gyn & get my annual pap smear! Woooo-hoooo! That's always SOOOO much fun....NOT! *sigh* Last year, I was achy for a few days after. And after that, I get to go to a 6 hour rehearsal....but hey, at least I am making money!

Tomorrow, I am supposed to go see "The Ring" again with thefreak. That should be fun.

And Friday....I am riding along with mr_dark to Phoenix. He is going to see freakyme (can't wait to meet her), & I am going to see my honey. I can't wait. It will have been EXACTLY one month since we have seen each other. That's crazy. I also can't wait to see the folks from the cruise again, hopefully nutty, Matt, aubkabob, Shannon, & Gary. I hope to also see my dear friend, Karinn, if she can drive in from Mesa for dinner & karaoke....I don't think I have seen her since my birthday last year, & if that's true, it's been WAY too long.
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I have said it before, & I will probably say it many more times.

I cannot express my level of annoyance to open my trash can outside & see that the TRASH next door has thrown TWO empty 12 packs of beer in my trash can. First of all, they have trash cans of their own. They aren't full. I can almost guarantee that it's the multiple boyfriends of the TRASH granddaughter dumping this stuff in MY can, so that the girl's grandmother won't see it in theirs. Secondly, I HATE beer. With a passion. Seeing containers of it---even empty---in MY can irritates the SHIT out of me. I don't even like the sight of beer, much less in MY can. Thirdly, I have stuff I need to put in MY can...imagine that. They don't even bother to flatten the boxes, & boxes for 12 packs of beer aren't too terribly small. They just throw the empty containers in there, full size. *grrrrrr* How do I know it's them? There's no one else on this street who would do it, & there's very few people on this street at all. There are a million trash cans sitting out & around the main street, no way would someone come from there just to dump stuff in my can, when they have so many other choices. I have already moved my cans once. Now I am thinking about opening my gate & moving them into my backyard, far from the gate. Then I realized the TRASH assholes would jump my fence to continue doing it, if just to do a "neener neener neerer" thing. So I can have Mike build something on top of the fence, extending the height of it. Shouldn't be that difficult. Then I thought about a sign on it, in Spanish, saying, "If I catch you using my can, I will call the cops." Then I thought about having my friend, Enrique, come over, & translate to the grandma (who seems very nice) what's going on, & that I want it stopped....and at the same time, request kindly that the early AM/late evening horn honking stop, as well. That might be the best idea. But with that comes the potential of retaliation by these TRASH hoodlums...since they---DUH---know where I live. "Stupid little white bitch," I can hear it now. I just want it to stop. My trash barely fit in the can because of theirs....and that's not fair.
Use your own motherfucking trash can. 2 12 packs....fucking alkies.
*grrrrrrrrr*
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real Alice

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I had a false profile on an AOL account of mine (it's a long story).

I blocked all IMs under this screen name, cause even though the profile said I was "dating," I still had random guys IM me all the time.

Occasionally, I would receive an email from one, when they are undaunted by the IM block.

Today, that happened. The guy addressed "Susan," the name I had on the profile. It said that "Susan" enjoyed getting massages. And this random guy, John, sent me his picture & said that he'd be interested in getting a massage, & where did I live? I explained politely that my profile said I enjoyed "getting" massages, not giving them....I was not a masseuse. He said, "Oh sorry, I misread that. Well, come on down & I will give YOU one. Maybe we can have dinner or something?" Riiiiiiight. Good idea. I am sure you want dinner. And you would JUST give me a massage. The guy (if it was his pic) is actually very handsome....making me wonder why he's doing such a thing. I explained that my boyfriend wouldn't be too pleased about that, but thanks for the offer, & good luck to you.

WHY do people do this? WHY do people randomly IM or email strangers for sex or romance? It's one thing to respond to a personal ad. It's entirely another to randomly IM or email someone based solely on their profile, especially having not even seen a picture. As far as this guy was concerned, I could have been a total dog.

Do people really get this lonely, or this horny? I don't get it.
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real Alice

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About 59-60 people from my friends list responded to my "do you read my LJ" poll. I have about 155 friends on the list. That means that almost 100 are ignoring me. Does that mean they are not reading my journal? Cause if they were, they would have seen that poll & voted...right?

Hey....if you haven't voted yet....please go here: (it only takes 2 seconds!)

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=alicenwndrln&itemid=242544
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