March 7th, 2003

real Alice

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Need to lose some weight? I have a foolproof diet plan for you.

It's called the Norwalk Virus. Acquire that, & you, too, shall lose 4 pounds in two days.

Of course, when you start eating again, you will probably gain it back, but hey...imagine how good you will look for a few days! *rolls eyes*

Yep...after 3 days with this nasty ass virus, I am down to 119. Sheesh, I haven't seen this weight for years!!!!!
real Alice

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Damn that chappell!

He sent me this dang PetFinders site. Now I have found about 6 cats I want to adopt. *sigh*

If I had more money, I would....but I am barely feeding the ones I have. And I am SURE Ernie would pee on the floor in protest! But these kitties are soooo cute! *grrrrr*