Pollyanna (alicenwndrln) wrote,

Anyone who knows me, knows how very funny THIS is!

i am

what sexual performer are you?

you procreate. most likely you have a stable job, a lovely manicured lawn, very friendly neighbours and you get occasional calls from your local religious figure. you are never late for work driving that patriotic car you owned for the last ten-years. you live in pleasantville.

you like kosher-sex. you don't think sex could be recreational but you sneak a peek at porn. your idea of kinky sex is a night highlighted by lifted knees or sex with lights on and sheets off.

oral sex? you heard there's such a thing.

sexual positions? you follow a manual.

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